Caulator

I've been having a really lame month and to cheer myself up right before my final I decided to write a surrealist poem with my roomie.

I am a purple teapot
And we are all Cows
Your mother rains like dirt
The Clock tics green
The Cigarette burns through the Paradigm
My Bear Yells HELLO *whispered*

(ps-caulator means jester in latin)

Valentine

Valentines day is a drag for anyone not in a committed relationship. To make this day more cheerful give some friends an odd valentines day card. You could send some retro ones. Or write some interesting ones of you own (an idea from my French teacher is to write a surrealist one- compare your loved ones to margarine!). Or you could follow Annie Sprinkle's (feminist porn star) advice and make a tit print for your love bug. Valentines day is a stupid commercial made up holiday, so use it as you wish and have fun!