Caulator

I've been having a really lame month and to cheer myself up right before my final I decided to write a surrealist poem with my roomie.

I am a purple teapot
And we are all Cows
Your mother rains like dirt
The Clock tics green
The Cigarette burns through the Paradigm
My Bear Yells HELLO *whispered*

(ps-caulator means jester in latin)